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WASSUP DUDES! meow! argh... still can't get the hang of the roar... oh well.. anywayssssss this is now my awesomely awesome home!!! totally rocks! =DAnd the most awesome part is that it is JOKE CENTRAL!!!! XD
Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
A: A watch dog.
Q: Where do mice park their boats?
A: At the hickory dickory dock.
Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
A: A chili dog on a bun.
Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
A: Take the words out of his mouth!
A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.
There were two cows in a field. The first cow said “moo” and the second cow said “baaaa.” The first cow asked the second cow, “why did you say baaaa?” The second cow said, “I’m learning a foreign language.”
A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent, the deer didn’t have a buck so they put the meal on the duck’s bill.
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy!
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."
A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."